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Real Food Fighters

Real Food Fighters (RFF) attempts to merge real and play food with Gi Joe style action figures. This is meant to be a commentary on customization toy culture, action figures, and the foods we hold dear. These are meant to be works of art, admired for their concepts as well as design. RFF is heavily inspired fluxus and dada art movements

Kirkland Hotdog 3rd Leg Man

The Kirkland Costco hotdog was too much meat for me to handle.. wobbling into your collection is Kirkland Costco commando third leg hotdog man.

 

Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 3 minutes by cutting a hole into this Kirkland half hotdog and sticking a G.I. Joe style action figures leg through said hole

 

This soldier comes equipped with 2 weapon Accessory, is fully poseable, and carries the burden of half a hotdog on his leg

 

joining the rest of the gang of the real food, Food fighters in the refrigerator for battle

 

there's no buns about it- This figure makes for a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art.

 

Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!

 

Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here

Fillet-O-Fish Fighter

Something smells fishy here...

 

Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 5 minutes by pushing a G.I. Joe style action figure through an authentic three week old McDonalds fillet o fish sandwich.

 

This "Certified Sustainable Seafood" figure is missing an arm from a previous battle, but comes fully equipped with the original MCD box and a weapon accessory.

 

This figure promises to change overtime (maybe), as the fish sandwich continues to harden and solidify..

 

Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!

 

Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here

Big Rick goes Nuts

Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 2.5 minutes by pushing a G.I. Joe style action figure through partially melted ice cream cone topped with fudge and deeeeeeeee's nuts

 

Corporal recruiter Rick has that big Rick energy and comes fully equip with the original icecream wrapper and a weapon accessory. And as a bonus, comes with a zip lock baggie that doubles as storage.. double up.

 

This figure promises to change overtime as it melts, adding an element of customization, and chance, making it a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art. Have your own artistic performance piece at your fingertips

 

Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!

 

Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here

Tortilla Wrap Bread Man

Buenos tardis!

Tortilla wrap bread man is an import figure from south of the border hailing from Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together Rapido fashion in 60 seconds by using a G.I. Joe style action figure and a 65 cent tortilla wrap from chipotle that my lady friend neglected to eat.

 

This soldier comes equipped with weapon Accessory, is fully poseable, and can go stealth mode by using this gold and silver aluminum foil pew pew

 

This figure is fully customizable as the tortilla wrap promises to disintegrate overtime making it a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art.

 

Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!

 

Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here Arriba!!

Tea Can Samurai Soldier

Death before the dishonor, oriental tea can samurai soldier brings honor to your toy collection

 

Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 4 minutes by taping a G.I. Joe style action figure to an empty can of Chinese tea

 

This samurai soldier comes equipped with weapon Accessory, is fully poseable, and carries an empty can of oriental tea on his back- taped to his torso, using only four pieces of masking tape.

 

This figure is fully customizable by crushing the can taped to his back, bringing honor to this samurai soldier and making it a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art.

 

Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!

 

Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here

Burger Torso Man

Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 15 minutes using parts from Dollar General and Chinatown. customizable nothing special Burger Torso Man is stackable with removable parts. Super bootleg toy action figure.

Add this figure to your collection and

let the food fight begin!

Hopefully you get the satire here...

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