Variants Of Valor
These are handcrafted Variants of Mattel's 1988 Food Fighter action figures. This is an attempt to round out and build off of the 10 original characters that were released and to expand the toy line, showing what might have been possible had a toy line continued.The figures are made with minimal sculpt, high-quality paint, resin casted, 3-D scan to 3-D printed parts- that are painted with high-quality pigment-dense model paints
Chocolate Mint Chip
Buenos tardis!
Tortilla wrap bread man is an import figure from south of the border hailing from Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together Rapido fashion in 60 seconds by using a G.I. Joe style action figure and a 65 cent tortilla wrap from chipotle that my lady friend neglected to eat.
This soldier comes equipped with weapon Accessory, is fully poseable, and can go stealth mode by using this gold and silver aluminum foil pew pew
This figure is fully customizable as the tortilla wrap promises to disintegrate overtime making it a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art.
Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here Arriba!!
Major Mint
Major Mint
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Nickname: “Psy-Cone”
Born: Mintsville, Maryland
Strength: Chipper personality
Weakness: Always coney
Goal: to stay cool
Hobby: making the world green
Quote: “ain’t nobody dope as me..”
Sergeant Sprinkles
Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 2.5 minutes by pushing a G.I. Joe style action figure through partially melted ice cream cone topped with fudge and deeeeeeeee's nuts
Corporal recruiter Rick has that big Rick energy and comes fully equip with the original icecream wrapper and a weapon accessory. And as a bonus, comes with a zip lock baggie that doubles as storage.. double up.
This figure promises to change overtime as it melts, adding an element of customization, and chance, making it a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art. Have your own artistic performance piece at your fingertips
Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here
Tango Tango Tuxedo Doughnut
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Mint Chocolate Mint Chip
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Chocolate Pancake
The Kirkland Costco hotdog was too much meat for me to handle.. wobbling into your collection is Kirkland Costco commando third leg hotdog man.
Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 3 minutes by cutting a hole into this Kirkland half hotdog and sticking a G.I. Joe style action figures leg through said hole
This soldier comes equipped with 2 weapon Accessory, is fully poseable, and carries the burden of half a hotdog on his leg
joining the rest of the gang of the real food, Food fighters in the refrigerator for battle
there's no buns about it- This figure makes for a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art.
Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here
Purple Pancake
Death before the dishonor, oriental tea can samurai soldier brings honor to your toy collection
Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 4 minutes by taping a G.I. Joe style action figure to an empty can of Chinese tea
This samurai soldier comes equipped with weapon Accessory, is fully poseable, and carries an empty can of oriental tea on his back- taped to his torso, using only four pieces of masking tape.
This figure is fully customizable by crushing the can taped to his back, bringing honor to this samurai soldier and making it a fun and educational artistic conversation piece. Similar to fluxes and dada art.
Add this Super bootleg toy action figure to your collection and let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the joke, satire, and homage here
X-mas Cookie
Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 15 minutes using parts from Dollar General and Chinatown. customizable nothing special Burger Torso Man is stackable with removable parts. Super bootleg toy action figure.
Add this figure to your collection and
let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the satire here...
Red Velvet Cookie
Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 15 minutes using parts from Dollar General and Chinatown. customizable nothing special Burger Torso Man is stackable with removable parts. Super bootleg toy action figure.
Add this figure to your collection and
let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the satire here...
Lemon Cookie
Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 15 minutes using parts from Dollar General and Chinatown. customizable nothing special Burger Torso Man is stackable with removable parts. Super bootleg toy action figure.
Add this figure to your collection and
let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the satire here...
Candy Blast Cookie
Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 15 minutes using parts from Dollar General and Chinatown. customizable nothing special Burger Torso Man is stackable with removable parts. Super bootleg toy action figure.
Add this figure to your collection and
let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the satire here...
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Coming out of Brooklyn's Chinatown USA, this super bootleg is Handmade for fun, and was slapped together in 15 minutes using parts from Dollar General and Chinatown. customizable nothing special Burger Torso Man is stackable with removable parts. Super bootleg toy action figure.
Add this figure to your collection and
let the food fight begin!
Hopefully you get the satire here...
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